I would like to introduce to you the finest liberalism recovery center in the Western Hemisphere, The International Liberalism Recovery Center (TILRC). At our center we offer never before heard of techniques for aiding the liberal in his recovery from the delusional views of reality that develop when one lives as though reality is measured from his or her own feelings.
For example, one technique we offer is what we call, "The Horn Room". Here the addict is subjected to 24/7 speeches by famous screechy voiced liberals such as Hilary Clinton, various NOW presidents, and Nancy Pelosi played at deafening levels through a portable mega phone. We reserve this of course for the time challenged recoverers who do not have the time to complete the long course, or have high thresholds to pain.
I hope to be getting to know everyone through this forum. Please feel free to comment, but please be aware that comments by liberals can and will be used in one of our new cutting edge recovery techniques.
Thank You
Dr. Striden
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Clever! Looking forward to learning more about your treatment programs & especially the results. ;)
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